Before toilets
THIS POEM IS DEVOTED TO: All those without johns In days of old when knights were bold and toilets were not yet invented,They took their load by the road and went on contented.
View ArticleShootin at a squirel
This is a story about a man named Jed Poor mountainier barely kept his family feed Then one day he was shootin at a squiral Up popped up, a beautiful girl Naked that is, big tits and everything Next...
View ArticleWilliam Tell Syndrome
I shot an arrow in the air. Where did it land? Hey I don’t care It’s probably embedded into some old oak, But I’m not gonna go look for it, ‘Cuz it’s probably broke! Or maybe it’s in someone’s skull....
View ArticleBathroom rhymes and graffiti (Part 8)
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 160 =————————————– Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat. Found on the men’s room wall at Cogan’s in Norfolk, VA. -=...
View ArticleHard Luck
There was an old lady from hardwick, By a cricket ball she was struck. And now it reads on her tombstone, Hardwick, Hard ball, Hard luck.
View ArticleThe Night Before Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook, It was time for some for some pussy, fuck...
View ArticleFather Father
Father Father I must confess, I got my girlfriend in an awful mess. I laid her down so naked and bare, I stuck something up her that shouldn’t have been there. Son son you stupid fucker. When I was...
View ArticleBirdie
Birdie, birdie in the sky, Why’d you do that in my eye, I’m not mad, I won’t cry, I’m just glad that cows don’t fly.
View ArticleLove Is a Gamble!
Love is a gamble Kissing is a game Boys do the fucking Girls get the blame 9 months of pain 6 days in hospital Baby needs a name Daddies a barstard Mummies a hore It would never of happened If the...
View ArticleYoung man from Aberdeen
The was a young man from Aberdeen, Who invented a cock stroking machine, on the 25th stroke, the goddamn thing broke, and beat his balls to cream.
View ArticleLady Named Dott
There once was a lady named Dott, who lived on pig shit and snot, if she couldn’t get these, she would eat the green cheese, which she scraped from the sides of her twat.
View ArticleI Will Love You Always
We’ve had our good times, we’ve had our bad. Sometimes you’ve made me happy, sometimes you made me mad. I know you’ve got your failing, you know I got mines. Neither of us is perfect, but it does no...
View ArticleTwisted Stuff
late one night in the middle of the day, two dead soldiers got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, pulled out their swords and shot one another, a deaf policeman heard the noise and shot...
View ArticleI Was Here Nut Now I’m Not
I was here but now I’m not, I left my name to turn you on, If this feeling is just too great, Pull down your pants and masturbate.
View ArticleA Woman From Rowjob
There once was a woman from Rowjob She sure knew how give a blowjob If you want a suck your out of luck Cause I married that woman from Rowjob.
View ArticleWhat ever I say, say so I did
I went in the woods. So I did. I shoot a deer. So I did. I brought him home. So I did. I cut his weenie. So I did. I fed it to the dog and the dog didn’t eat it. So I did.
View ArticleHere I Sit Poking…
As I sit here gently poking, I think of all the dick I could be stroking.
View Articlenaughty poems
POEM # 1 I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass POEM # 2 Im a cool girl, in a cool town it takes a real mother fucker to put me down POEM # 3 Kissing is a habit Fucking is...
View ArticleBitches -vs- Pimps
The infamous “Bitch Poem” Ahhh Women… Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess I have two mounds upon my bodice I shave my legs, I sit down to pee I can justify any shopping spree Not to a barber, but a...
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